Yeudi Conclave

[Mbites]

Henk-Jan-Jan-Jaap von Thaller, Head of the Main Branch

*fiddles with a fidgetspinner* Phew- ah- so... anyone up for a round of shots?

[Ligbruderkrieg]

Theodore Harrington, Luthorian Plenipotentiary to the Holy Land 

Look, I know this seems weird all of a sudden.

I know that we gave the gem to the Kadiyots, and it was a fucking mistake. Now, what's done is done, Catherine.

But I can at least say that no other gem will be given to Beiteynu ever again, no matter the cost of that. No matter the number of Luthorians dead, no other gem will be there, I promise.

[GreekIdiot]

Theodore Harrington, Luthorian Plenipotentiary to the Holy Land 

Look, I know this seems weird all of a sudden.

I know that we gave the gem to the Kadiyots, and it was a fucking mistake. Now, what's done is done, Catherine.

But I can at least say that no other gem will be given to Beiteynu ever again, no matter the cost of that. No matter the number of Luthorians dead, no other gem will be there, I promise.

Catherine Benowitz

She stared at Harrington in great disbelief. The famblings of the Holy Luthorian Empire, ages past, ages present. Promises, swayings, assurances, signatures and collaborations. Yet no endurance, no perseverance! And thus their minds would remain troubled with the warmongering murderers who detonated a nuclear weapon in Terra. What they would do next. Or the Hutorians. Or the Kalistanis!

Hadn't Eli Kadiyot flown to Bekenial once - they knew of it, they didn't know why. Now Hannah Kadiyot had flown to Bekenial and yet here she was, nominating the OVs a few months later.

They had to be stopped, but there was no empire to stop them anymore. She needed an Empire.

There was no other way - either further dismantling with the Goldblooms. Or a change. A drastic change. A gamechanger.

Put us in charge of the HLE's foreign affairs, Harrington. It is time for the Holy Luthori Empire to rise again.

Our vote in exchange for a new world order. A Luthorian World Order.

[Ligbruderkrieg]

Theodore Harrington, Luthorian Plenipotentiary to the Holy Land 

Look, I know this seems weird all of a sudden.

I know that we gave the gem to the Kadiyots, and it was a fucking mistake. Now, what's done is done, Catherine.

But I can at least say that no other gem will be given to Beiteynu ever again, no matter the cost of that. No matter the number of Luthorians dead, no other gem will be there, I promise.

Catherine Benowitz

She stared at Harrington in great disbelief. The famblings of the Holy Luthorian Empire, ages past, ages present. Promises, swayings, assurances, signatures and collaborations. Yet no endurance, no perseverance! And thus their minds would remain troubled with the warmongering murderers who detonated a nuclear weapon in Terra. What they would do next. Or the Hutorians. Or the Kalistanis!

Hadn't Eli Kadiyot flown to Bekenial once - they knew of it, they didn't know why. Now Hannah Kadiyot had flown to Bekenial and yet here she was, nominating the OVs a few months later.

They had to be stopped, but there was no empire to stop them anymore. She needed an Empire.

There was no other way - either further dismantling with the Goldblooms. Or a change. A drastic change. A gamechanger.

Put us in charge of the HLE's foreign affairs, Harrington. It is time for the Holy Luthori Empire to rise again.

Our vote in exchange for a new world order. A Luthorian World Order.

Theodore Harrington, Luthorian Plenipotentiary to the Holy Land 

Deal.

[Kubrick]

The elderly Jelbic ignored most of the uneasy atmosphere, simply staring directly at the Kadiyots. Then he clicked his tongue and the big bodyguard came limbering over, leaning down to hear what the Archduke had to say. After a few words he nodded and stomped off towards the toilets. The intern that had stood at the door was now outside the ladies toilet trying to protect the dignity of Catherine Aristocrat from yet another intrusion. The Jelbic man balled his fist and he stepped aside. 

The bodyguard stepped inside the toilet, interrupting the scheming between the Luthorian and the Yeudi woman. He grabbed Catherine by the arm and dragged her out of the toilet. "Bossman see you now, want talk." Once back in the room Archduke Juhn would smile. 

Juhn, Archduke of Banstill

Glad you could join us again, Catherine. I was just about to offer these lovely Kadiyots a gift. You see, the WJZR that has taken over my ancestral homeland as its next ruler has decided to implement the Law of Returning Native Artefacts shortly after my cousin was ousted. In a way I could donate the four stones my family possesses to the Soviets, in which scenario article 8, clause B of that law would be enacted; all donated artefacts will be returned to their state of origin without question.

So, before you make any rash decisions, should I donate my gems?

[Mbites]

Henk-Jan-Jan-Jaap von Thaller, Head of the Main Branch

*visibly uneasy after being confronted with the masterful move of the Archduke, he started to tweak a little* Ouh! Ah! I will do the same! *He said due to him realizing that with no nation under their control there is not much the Thallers could do to threaten the Benowitzes with*

[GreekIdiot]

The elderly Jelbic ignored most of the uneasy atmosphere, simply staring directly at the Kadiyots. Then he clicked his tongue and the big bodyguard came limbering over, leaning down to hear what the Archduke had to say. After a few words he nodded and stomped off towards the toilets. The intern that had stood at the door was now outside the ladies toilet trying to protect the dignity of Catherine Aristocrat from yet another intrusion. The Jelbic man balled his fist and he stepped aside. 

The bodyguard stepped inside the toilet, interrupting the scheming between the Luthorian and the Yeudi woman. He grabbed Catherine by the arm and dragged her out of the toilet. "Bossman see you now, want talk." Once back in the room Archduke Juhn would smile. 

Juhn, Archduke of Banstill

Glad you could join us again, Catherine. I was just about to offer these lovely Kadiyots a gift. You see, the WJZR that has taken over my ancestral homeland as its next ruler has decided to implement the Law of Returning Native Artefacts shortly after my cousin was ousted. In a way I could donate the four stones my family possesses to the Soviets, in which scenario article 8, clause B of that law would be enacted; all donated artefacts will be returned to their state of origin without question.

So, before you make any rash decisions, should I donate my gems?

Hannah Kadiyot

Stands up abruptly, the taste of power and destruction shining on her greedy eyes, now locked intensely at the Archduke.

Return the Gems and we shall switch our vote from the OVAs to the Goldblooms.

The Tzafrirs, Keshefs and Aristocrats stood up immediately, thunderstruck, looking at a slightly disheveled Catherine Benowitz who was silently mouthing a word.

"No..."

[Kubrick]

The elderly Jelbic laughed at the Kadiyot rising so quickly. Yet he gave no answer, instead he returned his gaze to the Benowitz, awaiting her next move. For a moment a sliver of nostalgia could be seen on his face as he whispered "Bunjie would be loving this."

[GreekIdiot]

The elderly Jelbic laughed at the Kadiyot rising so quickly. Yet he gave no answer, instead he returned his gaze to the Benowitz, awaiting her next move. For a moment a sliver of nostalgia could be seen on his face as he whispered "Bunjie would be loving this."

Catherine Benowitz

The Archduke's lack of response to that monster encouraged her. Even the Jelbic knew how maniacal the Kadiyots were.

She looked at the Archduke, trying to read him.

This was a bluff.

[Louis]

Robert Saint-Cyr de Thiers, Representative of the Orléans-Vasser Dynasty of The Empire of Canrille, The Beiteynuese Homeland, and the Kingdom of Egelion.

Stares around at everyone in the room, pauses, and says with a deep Canrillaise accent:

Where are the refreshments?