South Dovani

[Wu Han]

A SOLDIER MARCHES ON!

PM PRASERT WALKS STRONG AND UNASSISTED IN NEW VIDEO

2 October 5642 – Last month, the libellous liberal newspaper Sue Pracha put out a hit piece on Prime Minister Prasert Thanomchai, who continues to make a steady recovery after experiencing a minor, momentary circulation issue. Contrary to the wishes of those who hate him, and the tough-on-crime coalition he represents, Prime Minister Prasert remains as strong as he has ever been, as evidenced by a newly obtained video, filmed at his private residence, which shows him walking with firm and steady steps, completely unassisted.

"A soldier may stumble, but he always marches on," said one aide close to the Prime Minister. "A man with as strong a military background as the Prime Minister isn't going to let anything get in his way so long as he continues to breathe!"

Indeed, it appears that reports that Prime Minister Prasert had become weak and frail represent only the hopeful machinations of a left-wing media dead-set on discrediting the successes of his government. Luckily, recent polling seems to suggest that the people of South Dovani haven't been fooled by the rampant journalistic malpractice of late, with the Prime Minister likely to enjoy a strong mandate in the upcoming 5643 general election.

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