16-03-2026, 11:08 PM
TRAGEDY SWEEPS INDRALA
Republicans’ leadership debate turns into the most tragic political event in decades
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distressed and in disbelief, Republican party members sob outside of the Agro Alliance Conference Centre
Rural Shu Province: Just as Republicans were about to start their final leadership debate, National Police stormed the Agro Alliance Conference Centre in Rural Shu province, arresting Chen Ruogang on stage. Earlier that day, Song Yi had not arrived for the pre-debate press conference and was nowhere to be found. Fearing the worst, party members searched all her favourite shops in the local towns, hoping to find her simply caught up in a conversation with local Indralans, but their efforts proved to be worthless. The National Police was notified and they immediately began a province wide search, raiding properties and collecting witnesses as they followed the trail of tire marks on asphalt and bullet casings in the mud. The trail eventually led to the farm Song Yi once called home with her parents before they filed for bankruptcy due to the insurmountable price of their mortgage. The current resident, a widow named Tung Lee, locked herself in her house and set the cattle free. Beyond the farmhouse, a foreign import tractor was seen flipped on its side. Upon further inspection, all that could be seen was a few fingers pointing up from the dirt. Beneath the soil that was once the seed of Song Yi’s political career was her dead body, sewn to eternity. Turns out that Ruogang’s hitmen chased Song Yi into the countryside, firing bullets at her motorcade until she eventually blew a tire and crashed into a rice field. Then, the hitmen chased her with a tractor and eventually ran her over. They attempted to bury her body but were unsuccessful as they rushed to flee the scene.
Back at the leadership debate, Ruogang violently fought back at police and pulled out an illegal firearm, killing one police officer and injuring two more. Eventually, Ruogang himself was immobilized by a bullet through his chest, which in autopsy was discovered to have gone straight through his heart. All 584 members of the Agro-Alliance are now under investigation for conspiring to kill a member of the state. The leadership debate was subsequently cancelled due to the death of two of the candidates, as well as the arrest of nearly half the attending party members.
A memorial has yet to be planned for Song Yi, however there are rumours that she will receive a state funeral. In the meantime, Republican members of the National Conference have all taken time to be at home with their families, and will not be voting or debating any legislation for the foreseeable future.
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“Those with black hearts have dark souls, and dark souls never go to heaven”
– Song Yi 4221–4275
Originally posted by Treehugger on 21 September 2017.
Republicans’ leadership debate turns into the most tragic political event in decades
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distressed and in disbelief, Republican party members sob outside of the Agro Alliance Conference Centre
Rural Shu Province: Just as Republicans were about to start their final leadership debate, National Police stormed the Agro Alliance Conference Centre in Rural Shu province, arresting Chen Ruogang on stage. Earlier that day, Song Yi had not arrived for the pre-debate press conference and was nowhere to be found. Fearing the worst, party members searched all her favourite shops in the local towns, hoping to find her simply caught up in a conversation with local Indralans, but their efforts proved to be worthless. The National Police was notified and they immediately began a province wide search, raiding properties and collecting witnesses as they followed the trail of tire marks on asphalt and bullet casings in the mud. The trail eventually led to the farm Song Yi once called home with her parents before they filed for bankruptcy due to the insurmountable price of their mortgage. The current resident, a widow named Tung Lee, locked herself in her house and set the cattle free. Beyond the farmhouse, a foreign import tractor was seen flipped on its side. Upon further inspection, all that could be seen was a few fingers pointing up from the dirt. Beneath the soil that was once the seed of Song Yi’s political career was her dead body, sewn to eternity. Turns out that Ruogang’s hitmen chased Song Yi into the countryside, firing bullets at her motorcade until she eventually blew a tire and crashed into a rice field. Then, the hitmen chased her with a tractor and eventually ran her over. They attempted to bury her body but were unsuccessful as they rushed to flee the scene.
Back at the leadership debate, Ruogang violently fought back at police and pulled out an illegal firearm, killing one police officer and injuring two more. Eventually, Ruogang himself was immobilized by a bullet through his chest, which in autopsy was discovered to have gone straight through his heart. All 584 members of the Agro-Alliance are now under investigation for conspiring to kill a member of the state. The leadership debate was subsequently cancelled due to the death of two of the candidates, as well as the arrest of nearly half the attending party members.
A memorial has yet to be planned for Song Yi, however there are rumours that she will receive a state funeral. In the meantime, Republican members of the National Conference have all taken time to be at home with their families, and will not be voting or debating any legislation for the foreseeable future.
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“Those with black hearts have dark souls, and dark souls never go to heaven”
– Song Yi 4221–4275
Originally posted by Treehugger on 21 September 2017.
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