Yu Dynasty Yingdala (4338-4636)

[Wu Han]

CONSERVATIVES SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT ON DANKUK RELATIONS

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JUNE 4357
TIAN'AN, HAN

When Conservative Coalition leader Chang Bingbing woke up this morning, she didn't expect she'd have to explain Indrala's convoluted relationship with Dankuk to the international community. Ms. Chang has made it clear today that Indrala will not be lectured by Kazulia SESO director on Indrala-Dankuk relations.

Chang Bingbing: "To me, this is crazy. Where in the world do these people get off? Indrala has defined its relationship with Dankuk off the basis of its tyrannical regime. The government of Dankuk has made choices - choices that have compromised our ability to do business with them. I'll get one less hour of sleep for every instance where a member of the international community tries to dictate how Indrala should conduct business with Dankuk. Has any other nation had to deal with such a regime as that of Taeyang Sang-ah? Where they see it fit to award one of our countries prostitutes with a medallion of heroism and construct statues honouring her? Absolutely vile. Perhaps Dankuk should consider kidnapping Mr. Westergaard and show him how great their nation is. We certainly wouldn't oppose such an action, despite Mr. Westergaard suggesting we are reckless and incompetent."

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Chang Bingbing lets the press have it at a media scrum outside of the Grand Assembly in Tian'an

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Originally posted by TreeHugger on 4 March 2018.