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Former President Guttersnipe Announces New Record Label  Congratulates Conservatives on their Centennial
Kaliburg, Ananto
April 3, 4548


Oleg Guttersnipe (Right) with new Labelmate, RF artist Joe Roman

Former President of the Republic and Last Socialist Head of State, Oleg Guttersnipe was seen out and about Kaliburg with Retro Futurist singer and Synthesizer player Joe Roman lately.  Guttersnipe and Roman have joined together to found the new Left Out Records to promote underground punk and RF bands in Kalistan.  We caught up with Guttersnipe, and interviewed him and Roman.

(Izquierda reporter) D(on) D(e La Muetre):  Hello Comrade President.  Welcome back to Izquierda.

O(leg) G(uttersnipe):  Hey oh Mate.  Good te sees yer again, inno.  Ye know my mate here Joe.

J(oe) R(oman):  No, this is my first interview with Izquierda.

DD:  No problem.  We're covering your new record label, Left Out Records.

OG:  Yea, inno.  Its a new project om workin on wif Joe ere.  We's doin the loudest fookin music yaint neva erd before, inno?  Real goddam noise, inno?

JR:  The goal is, I think to make records for kids who wanna piss of their folks.

DD:  I hear you.  Who are some of the bands you have signed already?

OG:  Eh, they got Hailey's Mom, dat band from Yoshimi, eh, Gullet Shreader...

JR:  We have those RF chicks from Dahreil, Transistor Dream, and High Bong's best punk band Atomic Mutant.

OG:  Yeah, and, inno, some other ones, The Camcorders, and Latex Catsuit,

JR: ...  which is, if you can imagine, a bunch of metal head satanists dudes in their 40s who wear very form fitting latex one-piece bodygloves.

DD:  Ew.

OG:  No, they rawk, inno.

DD:  Very well.  What else is happening with the former President?

OG:  Aw, inno?  I's readin in the papers, that the Conservatives's turnin one hundred years ago.  I want to say, congratulations to them.  We always add lots of friends in the NCP.  We fought the ultimately losing battle against the Right, but we did fight.  Makes me fink of a song I's'de sing in meh busking days, "I fought dhe law and dhe Law won." inno.  But we want want say, congrats to our old friends, and I ope you all don't join those lousy, (an I mean, louse ridden) capitalist leeches.  To anova Undredt years, Mates!

JR:  A hundred years old.  God damn, I wonder what kind of music hundred year olds listen to.  Probably RF.  Good for us...

OG:  Ere's eh spirit, Mate!

DD:  Thank you for the update on your Label, Comrade.

OG:  Anytime, Comrade.  If you'd like, Me n Joe'r's gonna get a pint wif some Birds, inno?  You wana drink wif us?

DD:  Sure thing, let me file this interview.

OG:  No problem.  We'll wait.

JR:  Peace, man.

OG:  Peace.