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UKWF Chairman Hill: “LDP Must be stopped ”

This Morning, Chairman Joseph Hill of the UKWF delivered a speech in the traditional party Stronghold of Odufaray. The crowd, consisting of both Socialists and Conservatives, carried banners and posters with various political messages, the most common being Res Publica Delenda Est, the rallying call of the Victorious provisional government forces during the Civil War. The war seemed to be prevalent in the crowd’s mind, as bars of “Come out ye Pats and Libs”, a famous soldier song from the war, could be heard throughout the crowd before Hill’s appearance. One peculiarity was that security for the event was provided not by local police forces, but by the PRG, which has seen increasing recruitment and training. Hill’s actual speech, though short, was more than effective at getting his point across. Below is a transcription of said speech.

Good Morning comrades, both from the NCP and UKWF alike! We are gathered here on this fine day to discuss the single greatest threat facing modern Kalistan- the Liberal Democratic Party. You may be asking, “But Joe, how are they a threat to Kalistan? They’ve been in power for so long!” Well, my friend, that is exactly why. They’ve become comfortable with the position. Can any of you remember a time when there was no LDP President? Not since the defeat of the Patriotic League following the Civil War. Is this something that typically occurs in a democracy? I think not. And, if you look in the actions of Mr. Fatherson and his less-than-benevolent predecessors, they are those of a dictator, not an elected official chosen to represent the people. Every day a Liberal sits in the presidential office is a serious defeat for Democracy, my friends. I suspect Dear Leader Fatherson will not appreciate my coming here today and may take some action against me or my party. Well, I say let him try. Here in Odufaray, long since a bastion of Freedom and Democracy, the Dictator who styles himself president will find nothing but Bullets and resistance. Am I mistaken? (Loud and seeming universal shouts of “No”) Then go out there! Strike! Protest! Resist by all means available! Make it clear that the people of Kalistan no longer want these liberal traitors signing away our freedom and rights to benefit Corporate Bankrollers! Res Publica Delenda Est!