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Hopefully, you got your orange juice and skittles ready.

(Voice of Daniel de Laurent)

Tonight, we lead the show off with some Reggae en Egelion.  Here's Gina and the New Alliance

[Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwHmpq-Gpf8]

(voice of Daniel de Laurent)

Dope, yo.

Now:  onto some news.  The Republican Government has been fairly silent on the recent murder of the World Congress Ambassador in the Strait.  Of course, as expected, denials were swift, but we have it on good authority, Comrades, that those denials have done little to assuage the doubt or relieve anyone of any responsibility.  We aren't sure who did it here...  I mean, what do you think, Claire?

(voice of Claire-Louise Bisset)

Non.

(voice of Daniel de Laurent)

Righteous. That basically says it all.  So the Republican Government is still locked in a cloister, debating how to respond.  It looks for the time being that folks are just holding their positions where they are.  There have been reports of some de-escalation on the Eastern lines, but those reports are unconfirmed.  We do have confirmed reports about our fellow Kalistani friends of peace beginning to protest for peace in the streets of the Republic, and we say, "Yes!  Let your voice be heard, let the call for peace ring out not only in the National Assembly, but in the halls of power in countries across the world!"  According to military sources, military traffic in the Straits, which is still totally protected under the terms of the Comprehensive Accord is like in a holding pattern.

(voice of Claire-Louise Bisset)

Indeed.  Kalistan has been here before.  They have been marched to the brink of war over this water.  But the thing about Kalistan is that Kalistan will be its own nation.  This is the primary ideologie of Kalistan:  If Kalistan cooperates, it is Kalistan who decides to cooperate.  We cannot be forced to accept things which are not in the interests of the People.  We hope this is something that our adversaries in the waves come to understand.  Kalistan will not accept the trifling foreign policy goals of other nations to guide our policy.  But at the end of the day, what we want, is peace, the ability to write our own national history, and to trade with other nations, and to survive on our own terms.  Radio Kaliburg joins in with calls for Peace and De-Escalation, and so do Danny and I!

(Voice of Daniel de Laurent)

True that!  Let's hope there's peace and the foreign navies of the world get some sense and just move on.  Its not worth it!  Let peace reign!  You know?

Now:  Lets switch up gears a bit.  I'm gonna blast some some Alt from one of our favorite underground bands here in Kalistan.  Dana-based Operation Moss, with their skapunk rock anthem "Know Nothings"  This one is dedicated to the Republican Cabinet, who seems to have no clue to figure out what to do about all this nonsense.  Maybe this will light a fire!  Here's "Know Nothings", on Radio Kaliburg.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HtUnubXAO4

And we're back.  To close this hour out, let me take a second to inform everyone about the next Ganjam, which is being planned for in like May of this year.  Vrassa City will be hosting this year, at the National Amphitheater on the River.  Some great bands have, uh...  signed...  Claire,...  Where's that list?

(voice of Claire-Louise Bisset)

... Voici, mon coeur

(voice of Daniel de Laurent)

Merci, ma belle.  Yes, signed acts include the hardcore punk band "Jolly Roger", hard rock virtuoso Dianna Kaufman, the Dub collective Terrace Dub AllStars, and from Kaliburg, The Temple Hill 6.  We love them!  It looks like the Show Closer this year will be Kaliburg old Schoolers Logos and Fat Lenny.  Damn!  Me and Claire will also be there, broadcasting live from the Jam.  That will be a killer festival.  3 Days of Music, Art and Drugs. 

Let's close out the hour with a song for this years Jam closers.  Here's a jam from Logos and Fat Lenny's 4702 Record "Troubled Youth" with, "Young Messiah".  On Radio Kaliburg

[Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O601PVTd0g8]