Likatonia

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Bertram Mendelev joins a million protesters on the street in SCP stronghold, East Bolton,  calling for the end of Freya Elliott's rule.


In a recent statement by the party leader, Bertram Mendelev calls the new coalition an "array of woke, climate-delusional fools".

"The people of this great nation chose the SCP, and it's clear mandate to bring change to Likatonia and bring us back from the brink of economic collapse. The 3 parties of woke terror will destroy our nation, I want to remind everyone that the liberal party are puppets of the NDP and the socialists are damned progressives who do not care about anything but identity politics and will not spend not a single second discussing economic equality as it goes against the wishes of their master. Freya Elliot is a cunning and treacherous fool who has manipulated her way into power once again despite her party coming 3rd and only winning the second round with the help of the coaltion of woke terror. "

Bertram Mendelev later announced the departure of all members of the previous cabinet.

"All the fools in our party who thought it was a good idea to align with the NDP have been sacked, including the former vice president Kemp Candy."

With protests raging on across the country but especially in East Bolton, we can only wait for the Government's response and we hope that no lives are lost as a result.

-The Likatonian Chronicle-