Vanuku

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October 5596

Pecnék proposes new "Pet" Law

Pecnék at a horse-park.

Green Scourge ideologists led by Pecnék himself have recently made headlines by pushing a new animal-welfare law toward the eyes of the public. The Party-Chairman presented the gist of it at a press-conference at a horse park formerly owned by the royal family and now used as a museum of sorts. The proposal plans on implementing the need to register any and all pets, it is supposed to serve as a framework for the future implementation of Worldburnerist cultural policies regarding the necessary cutting of ties with the way-too present horse. While Pecnék himself is rumored to have very special relations with the animals he rejected these notions; "What the hell? No way. I love animals, I mean.. I could never do something like this. These proposals are the perfect example for my commitment toward animal welfare and exercizing reactionary practices by pre-worldburner societes from our glorious republic." His comments caused some standing ovations among the more loyalist of the press and some odd looks from formerly 'independent' magazines. According to our internal research these magazines are not to be taken seriously after all they love monarchism and are traitorous in nature. In any case, the future shines bright on the Green Scourge and for the animals being freed of reactionary enslavement.