07-01-2025, 09:58 AM
CLASSIFIED
May 5th 5596 (backdated)
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Oficejo de Ŝirmado kaj Rekono (OSR)
From: Roberto Gorĝoklaĝo, OSR-Personal Protection Department
To: Members of the Executive Committee
Director Surfungo went missing on Jorgen Island
Despite intensive surveillance, we seem to have lost the director. He seems to have done this by planting a double. The person was arrested and attempts were made to interrogate him. However, he only speaks Narik and currently appears to be intoxicated. We will report back as soon as we have any new information. In the meantime, other parts of the OSR will do their best to keep the matter under wraps and we ask you to limit the political damage. As a temporary narrative, we recommend speaking of an accident on Jorgen Island that led to the director being hospitalized, without reporting on any overly dramatic health condition.
Stinky Zard and Cryptothallerist