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Griffin News
Christian Klepper Interviews The President
December, 25th, 4119

Video of the Interview:

It was about 5 in the Afternoon, after waiting for a hour in the G. News Lobby before the President was escorted to the room where three people were, one he didn't know, one being Chrisfian Klepper, and the other being the G. News HQ Camera Man. They escorted him to a seat infront of Christian and the unknown Woman.

C(hristian): Good day Mr. President, *Klepper reached out a hand to shake the President's hand*

R(oss):Ross proceeds to put his hand in his pocket, "Yeah.. nice to be here."

C:Christian stared at the President, looking almost shocked for a moment before pulling his hand back "Sir, shall we get to the interview?"

R:''What else are you gonna do, sit there and look stupid? Ask the questions!"

C:Christian shook his head "Well enough. Now, how do you feel about the chances that you will be kicked out of office early Mr. President?"

R:"I don't know where you get your facts from, your low budget might be the reason.. but we are not getting kicked out simple as that."

C:"I said the chances, if the Socialist Party votes in favor of holding a new election, you may be kicked out of the Presidential Office. But onto the next question, mind telling me why you proposed making yourself the King of Kalistan?"

R:"Next question."

C:"How do you feel about Homosexuality?"

R:"If your gay keep it to yourself, cause then I'm gonna be thinking about that instead of my job."

C:"Got it, what is your position of Unions and Worker Democracy?"

R:"Heh.. I hate it, let me be honest with you.. I like wealthy and our party favors wealthy and if you side with us more wealthy people will come with more jobs."

C:A deep frown covers Christian's face "Got it, you oppose the Working people that make up the entire nation, got it. Next question, do you understand that a flat tax rate would only destroy the income equality that currently exists in Kalistan, but you still support it, why?"

R:"I do understand that, you guys want equality on everything other than taxes, next question I don't like that one."

C:"What do you think of Pacifism in Kalistan?"

R:"Tell those people that I will stick a gun up their @#&.'

C:"Okay... Your position on a Woman's reproductive rights?"

R:"I like babies. Next."

C;"Your view on Socialism?"

R: "Burn them.. or if not that just don't vote for em.

C:"Who do you view as Socialists in Kalistan?"

R:"Everyone who opposes my pay."

C:"You're pay? No one opposes your pay as the President"

R:"Did I say pay I meant party.

C:"Well... Those all the questions we had

R: gets up, picks up an anti Neo-Con piece a G. New writer was writing, rips it up and walks out