Nadiya

[Svetlana]

"We wholeheartedly do not care" replies foreing minister Kuzma when asked about Terra amidst the rising chaos in Trigunia: well damn

Rodashyam, Trigunia. To the surprise of absolutely no one in the international community, Trigunia decided to comment on the recent developments as they usually do but unlike last time, the Tsardom this time took an extremely unorthodox approach today as foreign minister Kuzma Belov held a press conference today at his ministry where he accepted answering questions from journalists concerning Trigunia's stance on the current happenings around the world. From the get go, the minister didn't seem that engaged with the questions as he kept replying to most of them with "I do have the right to comment on this yet" or "the situation is still unclear for us," but when asked about his personal opinion concerning the recent developments, he replied with,

I, alongside the entire Trigunian diplomatic body, do not give one single fuck about Terra right now. Because while the world is playing again a game who has the biggest dick to rule them all, Trigunia is busy trying to contain an epidemic outbreak that no equivalent in human history, and terrorists who are attacking our buildings and threatening our already dire healthcare system. So all of these factors combined forces us to put Terra on the backbench since we frankly and wholeheartedly do not care if a fuck ass random nation from Seleya decided to become somebody's bitch or a random man from Majatra woke up one day and wanted to make a strip of water his unchallenged domain and that anyone who comes near it shall be bombed to ashes. Finally, I also believetm that this shit show of a government must focus more on saving the lives of trigunians instead of banning abortion, gay men from the military, and unintentionally fueling the fires of separatism which can be seen among all of the ethnic minorities because figure me surprised that centuries and decades of Rodashka focused politics does not make everyone hold hands and dance under the sunlight.

Shortly after the end of the conference the office of the prime minister announce the sacking of minister Kuzma for unprofessional behavior and misinformation while reaffirming Trigunia's commitment to peace in Terra.