Kundrati

[Dredd]

[Pravda, Kaesama,  February 5657]

Heroes of the Kundrati economy, Evidence found regarding purposeful foreign meddling!

As the nation continues to reel from the crash just months ago, three economic patriots have stepped up to the plate to help recover the situation before the economy takes an irreversible turn; Radim Sladek, CEO of Novak Agri-Enterprises, Otakar Havlík, Owner of Ironcrest Technologies and Leoš Podlezl, owner of Podlezl Mining Conglomerate. Following the crash these three men immediately began to cooperate on massive investments to purchase back shares of the market that were pulled out by foreign speculators. The companies invested a combined 90 billion Kuno just weeks following the crash, immediately seeing a spike of 18% in stock prices, helping prevent a free-fall and restoring confidence to the stability of the economy. Now we can rest assured that overwhelming portions of the most important economic fields of the nation rest in the hands of true Kundrati comrades, this was re-affirmed by the president and a speech recently given by Ludvík Otčenáš who apparently helped arrange the economic move;

"Comrades of the Kundrati nation, it is my great pleasure to announce three of our great patriotic citizens have shown once again that Kundrati business can be trusted to help their own. I have helped facilitate a meeting with the big 3 corporations who now have shouldered the burden of purchasing billions in stocks to bring back wealth, food and work to the people. We too thank our Hutorian friends for their contributions to our nation in aid these past months, but the truth of the entire matter is this: I have spoken to our intelligence agents who work in conjunction with the FF, NRP and state and there can no longer be any doubt. I have with me here in these documents, definitive proof that Luthori and Kalistan have through a multitude of investors whos names we have listed, purposefully orchestrated this economic sabotage. How can we be expected to trust in this so called 'free market' if it is nothing more than a cabal of bloodsuckers and enemies to the state? Rest assured we will be working tirelessly to find a middle ground between time proven Ordosocialist economics and the healthy free market my father has used with friends abroad. I too have not been blind to the riots in Lirnak and protests elsewhere, and I must urge calm in this time, we must stand together shoulder to shoulder and defeat the menace that lurks behind closed doors. I will be establishing a paramilitary wing of the Fatherland front, the black battalions, who will in coordination with local communities, police and officials help protect the streets and crack down on crime wherever it rears its head. I swear to you, we will make our nation a safe and prosperous place, for our children and the future of our nation. Hail Kundrati!"

Thousands of recruits have already joined the so called "black battalions" nation wide seeing a significant reduction in violent crime as many police thanked the FF for its support during the trifling times, and requested they be sure to allow the police to do the prosecuting and establish a healthy relationship, not a replacement of law enforcement. Trials are set to be held soon regarding 4 individuals already arrested for involvement in the economic crash that was validated to be of Kalistani and Luthorian origin. We call on the international community to recognize these actions and ensure a secure free world market where manipulation will someday be only a memory.

President Jozef Otčenáš also announced he would be developing new strategies to strengthen the Kundrati currency and restore purchasing power, as the Kuno has recently faced significant inflation, a public announcement is expected to be given in the coming weeks.