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Cat's Triumph; A show making major gains in Xsampa.
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June 17th, 5667
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In Xsampa, it's common for Xsampans to adore cats. Between cat cafes, high ownership of cats and a general fondness for cats, it's been little surprise that shows would emerge. Some have emerged in the past, such as one simply filming kittens in a tiny house living life. But a new show has been making major ground in Xsampan television and media. Cat's Triumph (La Victoire du Chat). The premise of the show is to essentially see how much weight cats can deadlift. Usually food, mostly fish. Essentially, cats are filmed competing to see which one can lift the most. Commentary is included and is incredibly enthusiastic, akin to what you would see in traditional sports.

Now, there are a handful of things to say. One, yes, we know what you're thinking. And don't worry. The most that the cats can lift has been 2 kilograms. Pretty heavy fish. Two, Local Committee's (particularly the Tsélamé-sur-Yol Local Committee) has made sure that this is ethical, with even the filmers of Cat's Triumph confirming that all food is shared and they the cats are well cared for. So, rest assured. There is no abuse fortunately. The show has been relatively popular for a handful of reasons. One, cats. All of Xsampa loves cats! Two, it's quite amusing to see a happy cat carry a big fish in its mouth.

Cat culture remains a unique but defining aspect of modern Xsampan culture. As this show continues on, it's likely that more and more shows will continue in being unique and experimenting with how to continue admiring cats across Xsampa.
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