08-12-2025, 12:01 PM
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RIZZO WINS BIG! Cartel of liberal parties side line Order out of spite!
"To ignore us is a great disrespect to democracy - but they will do it nonetheless" says running mate Despares
2 July, 5326 - A long and tumultuous night has ended in Cildanian politics and there are only two winners: oligarch Piscopo has won a handful of seats and the hard-fought campaign of Rizzo and Despares has ceased complete control of Aqildar while running a close second in Jilrit. The Order of Saint Sebastian now holds 51 seats in the Council of Deputies thanks to the combined efforts of Rizzo and Despares. The former minister and leader of One Flag was visibly elated at the result. "I'm extremely pleased, we've been working very hard to show these housewives how much better we are. The results speak for themselves, all parties except that old paedophile Piscopo and ourselves won seats. The greatest criminals in the Council, the little AgK alliance, has been punished by the voter. With good reason! My former party, demolished as well. Only the largest because most people haven't gotten their heads out of their ass yet." When asked about the next step Depares shrugged. "You know, to ignore us would be a great disrespect to democracy but that's not going to stop these clowns. They will do it nonetheless."
Leader Rizzo himself held a passionate and emotional victory speech. "To all my brothers, my legionnaires, my trusted warriors - this is what we worked for all these years! To the brothers we lost I say: it is my greatest sorrow you are not here but from Heaven above you gaze upon our victory. To all of you still here: my deepest thanks to your efforts, your sacrifice. We will show these elites that this country is done! Done with the schemes, done with the corruption, we will clean the house and take out all elements that are out to destroy or weaken our nation." Rizzo continued by thanking Depares for his monumental effort. "You have found a home in the Order, I am proud to call you my friend." Depares was then awarded the Blood Medal, a honorary award given to members of the Order that have done exemplary things for the movement. Socialists call the reward 'controversial' because it used to be given to those that defended Rizzo from anarchist and communist attacks, hence the name Blood Medal.
In a second press conference Rizzo elaborated on the statements made by Depares earlier that day. "He is right, we are not invited to any talks. The Great Betrayal of Democracy is happening as we stand right here." With a dramatic point towards the halls of parliament the Leader emphasized the true evil of the politics of this country. "They scheme to keep their jobs, their corrupt little jobs. It's one big conspiracy, the socialists, that senile billionaire, the two parties that might as well be one party, it's a disgrace. Today they betrayed every voter besides the few rich ones that finance their efforts. You know who I mean." The Order of Saint Sebastian vows to be the "fiercest opposition this nation has ever seen" in the coming months and will jump upon any opportunity to "see this satanic cabinet fall and burn" according to spokesperson Karmenu Querci - wife of convicted heroin dealer Zeppi Querci.
Originally posted by Kubrick on 03 Jul 2023.
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