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MATO Weapon craze reaches Dual Republican Middle-Class

October 5706 (backdated)



After the budget has been passed and the private sector has navigated the initial spike in public demand in armoury, the private citizen half of the nation has now started to shift toward a weapons-craze. The VVP with their Senate allies have passed a bill to liberalize the modalities of selling weaponry, more, bigger and modern weaponry can now almost freely be bought in super-markets across the nation. President Berger asked a question to the sceptics of these moves “Like, wouldn’t you like a brand-new shotgun when you step in to buy a gallon of freedom-loving, caffeine-amplified milk?” The President was wearing his recently released MATO merch, marketed and sold directly by a company owned partially by the Presidential Office with the other parts being owned by the Dual Republican Arms Conglomerate.

The Public has responded to this politically motivated and industrially offered wide availability of both small and heavy weaponry in almost all shops; “Isnt it epic that I can now buy a handgun while fueling my car at the gas-station?” asked the Darnussian-Yeudi VVP municipality politician Konrad Banane. Apparently, the public agrees, the Dual Republican Information Directorate has published its recent statistics which includes rough numbers on consumption, we can see an immense increase in gun-purchases, apparently already every fifth household now owns a gun and if the trend continues it’ll soon be every third.