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May 5574

New Blockbuster series: Urs Rost in "Surviving Baltusia"

Urs Rost climbing

Since the takeover of a communist dictatorial regime in Baltusia, the population of Baltusia had to endure closed borders and has been largely cut-off from the rest of Terra. In his new documentary series, famous  Darnussian adventurer and harsh environment enthusiast Urs Rost has at least according to his claims visited Baltusia. And his resumé.. its... incredible. It seems like he has obtained video evidence proving that the Baltusian society has degenerated into a technology free wasteland filled with aggressive tribals. In an interview with him we got to ask him a lot of questions about his trip and he was happy to answer them in detail. Rost tried to communicate with the what he now calls 'proto-humans.' "They were all hairy.. and stuff.. I think they've never seen a razorblade before. AND THE SMELL, DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE SMELL." He sighed and continued to tell the story about how he walked through a deserted city where torn up syndicalist flags and boarded up windows dominated the view of the streets. While mustering the remains of a once developed civilization he let his guard down and was ambushed by the above mentioned tribals. They started throwing rocks at him and yell "nuuuk!! uuuwuu!! nuuuuuk!!" Rost escaped by getting on a majestic steed which fortunately just stood in the street... randomly. On the way back out of the city he has seen a bunch of children abandoned in some alleys or lying on the street, what he could see in the panicked retreat was that they probably had some kind of birth defect, or were they normal in comparison? Who knows? Anyways after getting out of the city he saw what probably had been agricultural lands, they were dry and the earth didnt look healthy. "Probably explains why they're eating each other there. I swear on my mothers name, and my viewer counts, it's a tragedy." Sadly he did not want to spoil anymore of the footage he managed to record there and instead wanted us all to wait for the official release of this series.

this series is financed by the Dual Republicans for the Jelbic Empire Foundation